As we watch plans for a million-rioter-invasion of D.C. this weekend, demands for pay-to-stop-the-looting being stapled to telephone poles in the suburbs, complaints from casinos of threats of prolonged closure unless they pay seven-figure demands for political contributions (guess to whom), and pleadings from a Messianic Jewish ministry in Jerusalem that the implementation of the “Deal of the Century” could be accomplished by … well, please join me.